I just received word from one of my intrepid Team Steve members currently on business in China that he cannot access Two Hat Marketing! (BTW, don't click that link.)
Clearly, THM is a threat and it was only a matter of time before this happened.
I just hope the Nobel Prize people are aware of this.
Comrade–As you know, everyone is allowed one and only one hat. Your proposed “two hat” policy is wasteful capitalist excess.